wake up open the curtains
take a shower then dry my hair
come down stairs ready for breakfast
greet the mailman
I want a boy who will let me put Barbie clothes on his penis.
best friend knows what she wants (via peacehon
Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.
Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?
That guy is hot.
I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.
At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.
this post is wild
I’m here for this.
reblogging again cause i need this
i’ve been looking for this
Hercules at the Feet of Omphale. 1912. Gustave Claude Etienne Courtois. French 1853-1923. oil/canvas.
a rare reversal of the nude lady hangin’ out around fully clothed dudes?
1912 beefcakes? I guess?